Q: Which state has the most streets?
A: Rhode Island

Q: What do you call a soccer player who loves arithmetic?
A: A Mathlete

Q: What did Paul Revere say when he went to the orthodontist?
A: "The braces are coming! The braces are coming!"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide

Q: Why did the duck become a spy?
A: Because he was good at quacking codes

Q: What did the frog order at McDonald's?
A: French flies and a diet Croak

Q: What do you call a man who doesn't sink?
A: Bob

Q: What do you call a bad lion tamer?
A: Claude Bottom